March 6, 2007

Some friends pointed out I often make excuses in my intro about my booze consumption (Bourbon Mondays, Suds Sundays, etc.) to caveat or deflect any mess that might ensue in my column the following day. Guilty as charged. Guess what? It’s 2am and I am tipsy and proofreading. Someone needs to move industry night to Wednesday—me and this column will be in much better shape.

Oh, let’s not talk about shape. Moving on: it’s lecture time of another sort. Those of you who have taken my advice but not turned in your tip please responses are therefore overdue. Just because I went away on vacation doesn’t mean I was going to forget, so please send me an email about your experience—don’t make me get all evil librarian on you.

Hic. To the news!