~Tara Reid~, brave survivor of botched plastic surgery and of Sharknado, American Pie, and recent naughty Instagram fame, paid a visit to San Francisco last week. She enjoyed pizza at Zero Zero, dubbing it the best in “San Fran”, where she and her midsection posed with staff for photos. She also appears to have done some shirtless bowling at Lucky Strike. Like you do. A spy let us know that she and a friend nibbled caviar and oysters at Farallon—and if that’s all she had for dinner, it explains why she can’t keep those jeans up.