Grand Phone Slam

Noted tennis star, athlete, fashion designer, and all-around badass woman ~Serena Williams~ dined at Mission Chinese Food last Tuesday, and while she was there her phone was stolen. According to a post on Facebook, she sensed something was off about the fellow before he swiped her phone, and she chased him down Mission Street to recover her phone. Mashable even has a video of the incident! (Sidebar: who on earth would try to steal Serena Williams’s phone? Someone trying to win a Darwin Award, perhaps?)