Money Can't Buy You Class, But It Can Buy You Dinner at Cotogna

Last Tuesday evening, Countess LuAnn from The Real Housewives of New York City dined at Cotogna. Sadly, she didn’t quote any gems from her, uh, train wreck of a video, like “You don’t have to be rich or famous to be unforgettable, ha ha!” (The “ha ha” is hers, not mine—her Money Can’t Buy You Class video had me in tears.)