February 13, 2008

Mike Ness, the lead singer of Social Distortion, was spotted at La Taza on Post—supposedly he’s a big fan of their breakfast burritos.

Richard Branson dined at South Monday night—he had some barramundi, and drank semillon. Two girls at the bar asked him if people told him he looked like Richard Branson—he charmingly played along.

And perhaps one of my favorite star sighting reports of all time: MC Hammer was spotted dining at Aqua. And now for the icing on the cake: he was reportedly running a little late, and when he sat down at his table he quietly announced, “It's Hammer time.”

There is nothing I could possibly add to that. It’s all up to you, dear readers, to top that one. Show me what you’ve got.