The Regular

Hey fellas, want to make your date feel super hot? Of course you do. And it's just one $9 cocktail away. The Gilded Lily, a seductive cocktail of Plymouth gin, yellow chartreuse, orange flower water, and a hint of demi-sec bubbles, awaits at THE ALEMBIC. After a few…

Hey fellas, want to make your date feel super hot? Of course you do. And it's just one $9 cocktail away. The Gilded Lily, a seductive cocktail of Plymouth gin, yellow chartreuse, orange flower water, and a hint of demi-sec bubbles, awaits at THE ALEMBIC. After a few…

Like, you talkin' to me? Oh, so you got a hankering for some chicken? You want some frickin' chicken? FINE, you can have your frickin' chicken! All you have to do is get a membership at Costco for their obscenely tasty but so NOT organic, sodium-boosted rotisserie…

The mall isn't usually on the top of my preferred dining destinations list, nor am I a fan of chain restaurants, but the meal I recently had at LARKCREEKSTEAK definitely made me reconsider my "rules" (and I really don't have many dining rules, except…

Man, this week was freaking cold. My icebox, excuse me, my Edwardian  apartment was chilling me to the marrow. I can't believe I actually  had to go to bed with socks on. Wooly ones. I could do double duty  and turn this place into a meat locker, seriously.…

Ahhhh, hello, young grasshopper. What is that you have been eating? Spicy tuna hand rolls? Farmed salmon in April? Seattle Seahawk rolls? Maki with cream cheese? Ankimo that has been frozen for lord knows how long and then served to you like it's made fresh? The sushi travesties…

REGALITO ROSICERIA is trying to win the sweetest branding award: the design of the site is totally puppy-style "awwww, so cute!," the menu is clean and pleasing to read, and even the exterior of the building is chipper. It all jives with the nice people working here too.…

Weird Fish is a little space, and I've only done a little visit, so expect a little update to this little write-up in the near future. Walking into this tiny restaurant made me feel like I stumbled onto a set for an Urban Outfitters catalog shoot. Cute stylee…

Image courtesy of Zante's Pizza Huh, are you craving pizza? Or Indian? Oh, decisions. Darling, you really can have it all, and the answer is ZANTE'S INDIAN PIZZA. Their specialty pizza totally suffers from multiple personality disorder, but manages to appear totally together: tandoori chicken, lamb,…

Whenever I suggest ordering my favorite pizza from this place, people totally arch their brows and look like I suggested a large kitten pizza with pineapple. But once they have a slice of the thin-crust (very important) Brazilian pizza (it won't hurt a bit) from MOZZARELLA DI BUFALA,…