The Starlet

From a sassy reader: “SPAM King James Hormel was dining late at Perbacco. Checking out the salumi, no doubt.” Brian Boitano and a group of six other skating champions (who were all performing in the Holiday on Ice show filmed at AT&T Park) had dinner at Grand Cafe.…

Thomas Keller and a guest were spotted at the counter at Pizzeria Delfina. Barry Bonds was at Levende last week doing Rose Champagne bottle service (Perrier Jouet Fleur and Moet vintage 1999). There was also a bunch of Dallas Mavericks there too.   Oh, and one more Kate Hudson and Owen…

Robin Williams, George Lucas, Nancy Pelosi, and Peter Coyote were all at 2223 for a private party for the SF International Film Festival. Last week Linda Ronstadt dined with a group at One Market Restaurant, and ex-49er Ronnie Lott also came in with a party of five. The ever-fashionable Kate…

I know some people who will appreciate this: Peter Berlin was seen dining at 2223 (he was a famous skin flick star, activist, actor, and artist in the 70s and 80s). Reportedly a big tipper too. Heh. Natalie Portman and an entourage of six were at Salt House Wednesday night.…

Okay, this is some real star power. Luke Wilson was spotted waiting for his table outside Delfina last Wednesday (see, even Luke has to wait!). He was also at the Ambassador later that night with Johnny Knoxville. Like, swoon. How’s that for a man sandwich? Now, I’m not…

Now, I know this wasn’t at a restaurant, but whatever: Kathleen Turner was spotted at the prepared foods section at Whole Foods on California Street! She had a real dinner with a couple friends on Sunday at Venticello after a grueling opening week of Who’s Afraid of Virginia…

Dude, Dave Chappelle was all over town. He dined at the Straits Restaurant in the Westfield Centre with his wife and other family members (believed to be his two sons and brother). Since he is a pescatarian, they checked out the Vegetable Samosas, Roti Prata, Seafood Green Curry, and Wok-fired…

More Tiffani from Top Chef sightings: she was at The Mix in the Castro, and spotted at NOPA as well. A tablehopper reader was at the 2nd floor of the XYZ Bar at the W Hotel Friday evening, and the model Fabio was there. (There was some sort of health/…

Top Chef contestant alert: Tiffani Faison was seen in SoMa (described by the tablehopper reader as “the little red-haired, back-stabbing, cutthroat, competitive ... from the first season”). Ouch! Eva Longoria, all five feet of her, was spotted having lunch with her basketball beau, Tony Parker at Postrio yesterday.…

Okay, more on that little minx, Miss Aguilera: she was also spotted at Jet and The Cafe in the Castro—girlfriend must have been checking up on her fan base, and if any particularly good remixes were rocking the dance floors out there. Jason Alexander (yes, George), was recently digging…